Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Chelsea Handler
SCORE
4.5
TOTAL RATINGS
1,901

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler Book Summary

Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world—a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class.

In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she’s convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Book Name Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Genre Biographies & Memoirs
Published
Language English
E-Book Size 5.77 MB

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Chelsea Handler) Book Reviews 2024

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I love you Chelsea!. This was the only book I've read in the past 10 years and I couldn't put it down! (I guess that's what book readers say right). I'm so happy my friend recommending it to me. This book is so funny and worth every penny and just know that as soon as I hit submit I'm going to download her next book!

Probably OK If I Hadn't Just Read Bossypants. I found the stories to be too much like jokes and not believable. I just read Tina Fey 's Bossypants, and since she is a writer first, I think it was much better. I'll stick to watching Chelsea's show & standup.

Completely AWESOME!. And no, there is absolutely no age that this type of behavior or way of thinking should "be curbed". $@!& that. Live crazy; die crazy.

So funny and honest!. Chelsea is shamelessly honest - basically exactly what I strive to be as I’m way too self-conscious. I also like that she speaks intelligently in her vocabulary and her fast responses. I admire her so much! All of her books are great; the first 3 are my favorites.

I love Chelsea. This book is laugh out loud funny. I love Chelsea and wish she and I could get high together sometime.

Love love loved it!!. This book made me laugh so hard I almost fell off numerous machines at the gym. I was "that girl" who was laughing obnoxiously out loud in the quiet waiting room. Recommend it to anyone who needs a good laugh.

Great vacation read. I love books that I can read and just laugh out loud to looking like a crazy on the airplane. Chelsea Handler's books do just that.

Are you there,vodka? It's me, Chelsea. This book is simply a book to kill time. It did that for me so I guess it is ok

Nonstop laughs!!!. Nonstop laughs!!!

Buy it!!. Totally histerical! I wish chelsea coulda been my friend!!

amazing!. I almost wet my pants reading it!!! Chelsea is awesome!

Lighthearted and Fun. Quick easy read. Nothing too deep here, but I doubt anyone expected that. More enjoyable than her 1st book IMO.

Daw can pick it out later We let was weewee. Hi we was s we see you we the way rush whewr

Hilarious!!!!. I highly recommend this book!! It is hilarious and an easy read. I didn't want it to end! It feels like Chelsea is personally telling you a story! LOVE ITTT

Funny as hell. Funny as hell

the best author!!. Wow! I can not contain myself when I read her books. If I am in a public place people are looking at me wondering what the hell is wrong with me because I just burst out laughing so much. This is not the kind of book you can just have a little giggle — you better be ready to pee a little when you laugh.

Woman's choice. Great book, short but straight to the point. Many funny scenes and things u would never think a female would say out loud ( or in a book) Chelsea does it ! I want more!!!!! :)

As always, Chelsea gives great laughs!. Chelsea keeps them coming with the funniest stories. Stories you laugh so hard it feels like you were there.

Funny but racist. This was clearly written before she became woke. It was an easy read and kept my attention which is more than I can say for a lot of other books.

Never stopped laughing. I bought this book because I love Chelsea's show. Aside from her drug references, she's one of my favorite comedians. I loved the book but felt it randomly skipped around too much and I felt like I was reading a diary. (that I couldn't stop reading) Again, I laughed the entire time.

Funny. Very funny book. Quick read.

Belly-Laughing Funny. WARNING: Extremely funny! Don't read in public places or you will get strange looks because you will laugh out loud in hysterics! This book was the best and funniest book I've ever read! I found myself actually laughing out loud in the middle of a 300 person lecture class at Alabama! I would highly recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor that doesn't mind a little off-color humor!

Get it!. She is freaking hilarious. Great read!

Hilarious. Oh my gosh I am so happy I purchased this book. This book has cracked me up. Love it. Buying more

Super Funny!. This book had me laughing out loud. I could not read it in public because I couldn't control my outbursts!

Hilarious!. This is THE funniest book I've ever read! I'll be quickly reading all her other books and recommending them to friends.

Made me laugh at loud. Great easy read.

Bang bang. I love Chelsea Handler, I believe she could convert me if she wanted to. So very off the wall and unique. Loved it!!

Loved it!. Reading this book just makes me wish I was BFF's with Chelsea! I loved this book! Quick read.....couldn't put it down! Seriously......Chelsea I think you need me in your life!

Hysterical!!!!. Lol throughout the whole book!! My boyfriend thought I was crazy!!

Cute book!. This book is hilarious. My obnoxious laughter became quite annoying to my husband as I read the book. I read this while studying for a board exam and it was the perfect way to change my pace and relax. An easy read. Enjoy!

Good book. This book is average. Not really worth $12.99 but it took my mind off my life and made me laugh occasionally.

Loved it!. Very Funny! I can't wait to read the next one!!

Haha. Hilarious I never stopped laughing

Dead.. This book killed me! 😂 I laughed basically through the whole thing! Can't wait to read more of her books. Watching her on tv just isn't good enough. If we ever met in person, we would be friend instantly. I will most definitely read this book again!

Gym Reading Material. Just read this book. Passes the time so quickly at the gym. The only downfall is that there are many laugh out loud moments, so you may get a few looks while on the treadmill. :p

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Kelsey.. This book is absolutely amazing. You definitely need to have a sense of humor and also must enjoy alcohol and sex stories to continue reading which is right up my alley, also because vodka is one of my best friends too. My name is Kelsey, so I feel as if Chelsea and I have some similarities and the fact that she is so straight forward about everything makes me love her even more. This is my third Handler book I've ready and I still can't get enough of her! You go glen coco!

Awesome. I loved this book it had me laughing so hard

Amazing. So funny... This is the first book I couldn't put down since Harry Potter. Loved it. Going to start Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang now!

HILARIOUS!!. Great book, great laugh! She is amazing!

Absolutely and completely amazing in so many ways. Hysterical is an understatement.. Could not get enough of it.

Very good read. This is my second book I have read by Chelsea handler and I will continue to read all of them. I enjoy her sense of human and her willingness to let it all hang out

Love it. Easy read, and good laughs :)

Hilarious. This book had me dying the whole time! I can't wait to read another one of her books. I love Chelsea!

Chelsea Your my Hero. I love me some Chelsea Handler!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm using this book at my first example at a Corprate meeting. Lol........ We're suppose to bring in our favorite book. Ha! like I Read. Anyways I chose this book......and I'm gonna remember this presentation forever. lol. It's hilarious to me cause I've been in the same situations. You should read it

Awesome. This book gave me moments of sheer happiness on my craziest days. The analogies are hysterical & unforgiving. I would recommend this book to anyone who needs a good laugh at the end of the day.

Couldn't put it down. From her compulsive imagination; to her sensible one liners; to her sharp nicknames, how could I not read this!? First book I WANTED to read from beginning to end in well over 15 years. On to the next Handler readings!

Are you there vodka? It's me Chelsea. So funny caught me of guard so many times!

Loved it.. Awesome.

Excellent!!!. Read the whole book start to finish in five days. Laughed the whole time!!!

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Fantastic!. Just came to buy her newer book, and thought I'd write a review for this one. Absolutely loved this. Chelsea is so real and has nothing to hide, no shame whatsoever. Her humour and wit in this book makes it hard to put it down! I finished it within a day. You're in for laughs and smiles the whole time while reading, enjoy!

Really funny. If you like wit, sarcasm and over the top inappropriate humour then this book is for you. This book actually had me laughing out loud.

Not long enough!!!!. Awesome book, laugh out loud funny but 300+ pages isn't enough

TOO FUNNY!. Best Vacation read! Hit by Hurricane stuck in hotel room in paradise! Laughed so hard did not hear patio furniture blow away, ending kinda sucked but great read!

Too expensive. This book used to be $8.99 on here... It's from '08 and it's available in paperback for like $10.. Looks like this is one book I'm not able to buy through iBooks, sadly.. What happened? Everything is cheaper on here.. Get this book pricechecked! Please.

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