In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Adam Carolla
SCORE
4.5
TOTAL RATINGS
866

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks by Adam Carolla Book Summary

A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar.  It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills.  He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID.  At first the old sea captain just laughed.  But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again.  At this point it became apparent that he was serious.  Dan Haggerty's dad fired back, "You've got to be kidding me, son."  The bartender replied, "New policy.  Everyone has to show their ID."  Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II.

It's a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys.  What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.  Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he's here to help us get our collective balls back. 

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam's comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past—Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire. 

ADAM CAROLLA is a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. He is the host of the Adam Carolla Podcast, before which he hosted a weekday morning radio program broadcast from Los Angeles, and syndicated by CBS Radio. Besides these shows, Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio show Loveline (and its television incarnation on MTV), as the co-creator and co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show, and as the co-creator and the performer on Comedy Central and MTV's Crank Yankers and is a frequent contributor and contestant on ABC's top-rated program "Dancing with the Stars". Carolla also starred in, co-wrote, and co-produced the award-winning independent film, The Hammer. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two children.

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Book Name In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks
Genre Humor
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Language English
E-Book Size 3.9 MB

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks (Adam Carolla) Book Reviews 2024

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ACE on a trike?!?. Awesome book Adam. Just read Rich Man Poor Man as well. Can't wait for your next one!

Can be boring at times. The book starts out good, I always been a Ace fan. The book feel like it's just a big list of things that Adam is complaining about, like it's one big segment of "what can't Adam complain about?". Overall it's an ok read, took me about a week to finish and was glad it was over.

Side ache!. In classic Adam Carolla style, full of complaints, full of laughs and full of sound advice from the "factory of comedy" named Adam Carolla.

Me likey!. Me likey!

A woman's voice. It may take a chapter or two, but keep reading... It's a wonderful "look" Into how lots of men think. Smart, and funny... Every woman needs to read. You don't have to agree with everything, but come on, he is right on point and gives a lot of helpful insight.

Great book from the ace man. One warning some of the humor/ideas are rehashed from time to time...not too much of an obstacle as you can skip these sections or simply skim through them. Any carolla fan who has the right expectations of this book will not be disappointed. It is for laughs and arguably in some cases, enlightenment; it is not a dissertation.

Funny and true. If you are an Adam Carolla fan you have heard a lot of what is in the book before, either way it is full of obvious truths we overlook in society. Definitely made me laugh out loud a few times!

Get it on!. Gotta get it on, no choice but to get it on!!!!!!

Fantastic!. Despite the multiple references to the fact he's an Athiest (which I am not) I appreciate a spot-on observational humorist. This book had me agreeing and laughing out loud most pages. It's an awesome read.

Fans should check it out. Although I enjoyed the book, Adam's wit and style seem to translate better over the radio. This corresponds with my main problem with the book; I had already heard many of these thoughts and gripes on his superb podcast. Despite that, Adam is still able to exploit the most idiotic conventions of American society, and he does so with great passion. Any fan of his should definitely give this a look, and if you haven't been to one of his live shows I highly recommend it.

Great book. I love all Carolla's stuff and this book is no different. If you're a fan of the man show or his podcast you will love this book.

Mostly ok. I mostly enjoyed the authors very direct, unambiguous opinions. He began loosing me when he started griping about individual foods and I disagree with his parenting advice.

Brilliant. Reading Adam Carolla's metaphorical humor never failed to entertain. I was scratching my chin in thought at the same time as I cried in laughter. It was great to get a more personal insight into his life coming to fame, and see his crude perception at how society fails him. Not just complaints, but he also offers reliable solutions. Even if I could agreed alongside him, I still thought the text was comedical. Thank you Adam!

Has it's moments. Ace somehow made me more than once say that's funny, then realize that was really pretty good advice.

It's worth your time. I am convinced. Adam Carolla gets my vote for just about any public office wants to run for. I agree with 85% of viewsfromthis book and laughed at 100% of the jokes. Adam has great perspective and use of analogies to prove his point of view are apt, though-provoking and hysterical. I'm looking forward to any of his future literary endeavors.

Loudmouth or average Joe's common sense??. I don't always agree with Adam but I find that under that grumpy smartasstical exterior is a wise common sense based genius. I love his podcast and this book is GREAT!!! Even if you have the printed version of the book the audio is different and well worth the purchase. Thank you Adam!!!

Be ready for lots of complaining. Adam Carolla at his finest: complaining about many of life’s “wonders” that each bother him. I would have liked to hear more about his life story than just stuff that gets on his nerves, but I’m looking forward to reading more about Adam’s life in his second book, Not Taco Bell Material.

In 50 years we will be chicks. Great book. Very funny all the way through.. Great job Adam. You need to be on KROQ more often.

Fantastic. Carolla does a great job of explaining topics with common sense. That is lacking these days. Well done.

My point is this..... Great read. Read on an airplane and cracked up the entire flight (although I had to hide the title of some of the chapters from the person next to me). Ace's rants are hilarious and dead on as usual. The Truth can sting people! Get it ON. No choice.

Hilarious. I thought this book was terrific; I laughed out loud multiple times and I'm constantly recommending it to my friends and family. Some parts are quite insightful as well... Not anything terribly deep, but the author definitely points out how we really could make life easier in a ton of ways.

Great, but mostly reruns. If you've listened to a lot of Adam's rants, the much of this book will be a repeat. If you're only a little familiar with Adam, this book is a goldmine of hilarious observations and surprisingly deep thoughts. Maybe this book is a lender to get your friends turned on to Adam? If that's the case, get it in paper form instead.

You stop laughing only when you get to the end!. And that's all I have to say. B valle

A very good book.... Adam is one of those guys who is easy to underestimate, and then he floors you with his intelligence, talent and sense of humor. He reminds me of myself, except I'm not funny, talented or very bright. I'm glad I got the iBooks version because I think it would be awkward for someone to see the cover where there's a man sitting on a kids tricycle after you bust out laughing uncontrollably and fall on the floor, and then try to explain the title. I can picture Adam's naysayers turning up their noses and walking away in a huff...you can just imagine the mop handle protruding ever so slightly from their corn hole as they stomp away arrogantly. Well done Adam! We all eagerly await #2 (actually, that's what I'm doing as I write this review...). By the way, if you don't subscribe to Adam's podcast then you are a loser who is missing out on one of the few true joys in life...what are you waiting for? Go get it!!!

Aceman at his best.. No one speaks up for the American who's put up with too much dumb crap like Adam Carolla. He's not too political and when he is bridging it, he nails all sides. He's not to chauvinist or feminine, but he tells both sexes when they're being idiots. He brings back the concept of judgement at it's finest. I flipped through this book in a couple of lunch breaks at work.

Adam is god but then he would believe in himself. I loved this book I thought it was wonderful and funny as hell. I've been a fan of Adams for ever since lovelines and enjoy his podcasts. I would differently recommend this book to my friends

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks?. Best book in the world. Great book if you like construction humor. Member of NUAS (non-union all stars)

Epic heroism. If you took Quienten Tarantino's creative genes, Jim Gaffagin's humor genes, and whats in Vanessa Branch's jeans, and had them fight and then make up, the baby would be a literary genious known as "Ace"!

Loved it. So on point. A must read.

So funny!. What a funny quick read! Adam is a genius at reading people.

Funny!. It's like having Adam Carolla's voice shouting funny things in your head. Patton Oswalt said "it was a unique reading experience" and I agree. Well worth it.

Great read by the Ace-man. Ace is one of those guys that I just see myself hanging out with. Every time he talks, I feel like it is directed toward me. The book not only has hilarious stories, rants, and anecdotes, but also provides many great insights into life, fatherhood, politics, and many other subjects.

Carolla does it again. Classic Adam, funny, insightful and realistic. Great read. JK

Great book. Adam tells it like it should be.

Big Fan. Big fan of Adam's and loved the book. Can't wait for the next book project.

Very funny and hilariously realistic. A great read, this book is full of funny stories and very realistic takes on everyday topics. I really enjoyed it and bet you will also.

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