Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

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Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book Book Summary


Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.



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  • Do not get this book.

    By nothappy34
    1
    This book is horrible. I found it disgusting and inappropriate.
  • Derply dirk

    By Aiden panda poop
    1
    This book eats big black kidney stones
  • Herp derpy

    By Zeldastar๐Ÿฒ
    4
    Not for kids at all
  • JadaJei

    By JadaJei
    3
    Its an okay book.
  • Meh...

    By By faith H
    1
    Not a great book for kids it says many bad words but it's like diary of a wimpy kid. I can't even explain it.
  • Gbtugbtfftfvyvtff tr tr

    By Got to go byte tug butt
    5
    I'm hugging get huge ugVg Go ugb ugb ugb ugb utfvutv u buggbe
  • Funny book

    By brighteyestish
    5
    My grandson loved the book! He is in 2 nd grade and thought your story was funny. He wears glasses, is very smart & has an older brother.
  • What nooo

    By Robertohhh
    1
    This book it's totally not for kids!!
  • TRASH

    By AtharvaDoesGames
    1
    Just Trash.
  • Idk ๐Ÿ˜’

    By ๐Ÿ˜œ Jaydian ๐Ÿ˜‘
    5
    It is ok I guess and I love it's funny plot ๐Ÿ˜

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