Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

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Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book Book Summary


Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.



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  • I'm very offended and worst book ever!!!!😤😤😤

    By janey cat lover❤️😸
    1
    I'm a girl and I was reading when I got to the part about this guy's sister and the guy saying offensive stuff about his sister. I am already fed up and offended about what I read but that sister part literally threw me off! I deleted this book and changed my mind about a little brother. I would give this minus 0 if possible! This author shouldn't have wrote this book! Emotional people like me can not stand such stuff like this! Also I'm a Christian and very offended when this guy said god hates guys! I'm really disappointed. I'm warning ⚠️ you, Derp Sandwich, this is not ok.
  • Lots of bad stuff

    By Star lord the awesome
    2
    This is not good even if you tell your parents
  • Do not get this book.

    By nothappy34
    1
    This book is horrible. I found it disgusting and inappropriate.
  • Derply dirk

    By Aiden panda poop
    1
    This book eats big black kidney stones
  • Herp derpy

    By Zeldastar🐲
    4
    Not for kids at all
  • JadaJei

    By JadaJei
    3
    Its an okay book.
  • Meh...

    By By faith H
    1
    Not a great book for kids it says many bad words but it's like diary of a wimpy kid. I can't even explain it.
  • Gbtugbtfftfvyvtff tr tr

    By Got to go byte tug butt
    5
    I'm hugging get huge ugVg Go ugb ugb ugb ugb utfvutv u buggbe
  • Funny book

    By brighteyestish
    5
    My grandson loved the book! He is in 2 nd grade and thought your story was funny. He wears glasses, is very smart & has an older brother.
  • What nooo

    By Robertohhh
    1
    This book it's totally not for kids!!

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