I Suck at Girls Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Justin Halpern
SCORE
4
TOTAL RATINGS
603

I Suck at Girls by Justin Halpern Book Summary

From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. Fans of biting, honor-infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern’s I Suck at Girls an unforgettable journey into the best and worst moments of one man’s adventures in romance.

"Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier."

Fans of the #1 bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always-patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book. The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend.

"You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel f*****g universe."

But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should take a day off and think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters.

I Suck at Girls is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today.

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Book Name I Suck at Girls
Genre Humor
Published
Language English
E-Book Size 1.02 MB

I Suck at Girls (Justin Halpern) Book Reviews 2024

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Hilarious!. I loved it, I actually read this book before I read his first. They're both great, the dad made me laugh hard!

Very good read. Quick read, very entertaining!

Great book. Another great read. I think I know that Simone chick ;)

Really entertaining and quick read. This book was a quick but really entertaining read. The characters were very relatable. The father cracks me up.

Very dull.. This writer obviously got As in English, and this book is well written, but it is incredibly dull. A nice but dull kid, nice but dull family, except for a great dad, a very dull young adulthood, and and even more dull proposal for marriage. The first chapter was funny, the rest was, well, dull. Get my point?

Amazing book. This book is hilarious and I highly recommend it !! A great sequel to his first book

Way too funny "). I couldn't stop laughing because it brought back all the memories of what my older brothers used to say & do to me !!! Easy read that will keep you laughing :)

Good #2. This was a quick and funny read. It's not as funny as Sh*t My Dad Says, but is entertaining. There are significant similarities to the first book. Would read book one again, but don't feel the need to read his again. Didn't elicit enough laughs for me...

I want to punch his face in... I spent half the night reading this book, despite having an early flight to catch. Just couldn't put it down... Would have been cheap at twice the price.

Great read. I loved it! It was short but the story was wonderful. Hope there's another in the works already.

Loved it. A fun easy to read companion book to his first effort. Congrats and thanks Justin.

Funny, a great read!. Classic Halpern. Hope he writes one about having kids.

Great Book!. I couldn't put the book down; therefore, I read it in less than a day. Such a funny and relatable story yet filled with good advice.

Spectacular Read. As a guy in my mid 20’s I can relate to Justin’s awkwardness and his thoughts. In a way it seemed as though I had written some of the anecdotes in here. Overall, this was well written and an good read. I need to check out his other book now.

It's good. You will like this book.

Funny and Quick Read. First and foremost I don't remember the last time I finished a book cover to cover. I have big hopes of reading things I'm very much intrigued by but for one reason or another I normally never make it past the 3/4 mark. That being said, I read this book in 4 days, in it's entirety. It reminded me of failures and successes in my own life that made me the man I am today, and did so with plenty of humor and wisdom.

My only complaint. It was short. I have to admit otherwise it's a great read, considering I'm getting married in two weeks! Either way buy it you won't be disappointed!

Enjoyable. An enjoyable read. There were some nice moments and endearing self reflection but the only real highlights were moments when his dad, the real star of the show, was on stage. Sadly this book pales in comparison to "sh!t my dad says," an incredible book about Justin's father. I'm sorry, Justin but your dad is hilarious and much more interesting.

Hilarious. Another laugh-out-loud book by Justin Halpern! It’s a must read...just not while you’re in the bed with your spouse and they’re trying to sleep. You’re bound to jiggle while you giggle.

6.5 out of 10. Wish I would have read this first prior to &@$@ my dad says. My expectations were way too high. Quick read. Moderately entertaining.

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The I Suck at Girls book written by Justin Halpern was published on 15 May 2012, Tuesday in the Humor category. A total of 603 readers of the book gave the book 4 points out of 5.

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