A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Tom Paolangeli
SCORE
3.5
TOTAL RATINGS
310

A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey by Tom Paolangeli Book Summary

From the Introduction: Okay, first of all, if you’re looking for the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James, this ain’t it. Sorry about that, dang those stupid search engines, now go and try again. Second, what you’re reading here is just for guys. If you’re a woman, please stop reading right now and go back to the real book. There’s nothing here to interest you. Are they gone? Good. Okay guys, now pay attention. This is important. You may be here because your girlfriend or wife was excited about the previously mentioned book. Perhaps she even wanted you to read it. She probably said it would spice up your sex life, and what guy wouldn’t be in favor of that? Trust me - you do not want to read the book. It was written by a woman, for women. Most guys will find it dull, stupid, tiresome and waaaay too long. The ratio of tedious inner female monologue to sex scenes is about fifty shades of boring to one. However, here’s the rub: You do need to know something about it. Why? Because your odds of having hot sex with your sweetie will go up exponentially if you do. For some reason, a lot of women absolutely love this book. It gets them all hot and bothered, in a good way. You’ve probably heard that it’s been called “mommy porn,” and you’re like, “okay, porn is good, what’s not to like about that?” But guess what? There are no pictures! Seriously, you’ll see more skin in a Sears’ ad than this book. But hold on cowboy, you’re in luck. I’ve done all the hard work for you. I’ve plodded through the mind numbing boring stuff (and believe me, there’s whole lot of it.) I’ll give you the plot summary, highlight the sex scenes, and more importantly, teach you the things guys need to learn from this book. Just look for my tips throughout. You can thank me now or later. Consider it my gift to mankind, emphasis on the “man.” Ready? Set. Go!

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Book Name A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey
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A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey (Tom Paolangeli) Book Reviews 2024

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Crap!!. This is just one of my many complaints: If the guy who wrote this book would have actually taken the time to really read Fifty Shades of Grey, he would know that Ana never signed the contract only the NDA!!!

Funny but no real sex tips!. I read "the book"... And bought this one for my husband ( yes, I'm a woman) . I found it entertaining but majorly lacking any real suggestions for the guys to "spice up" their sex lives, which is truly missed opportunity!!! Too bad, I had my hopes up...and my "inner Goddess" is now very disappointed and hiding in the closet...LOL

Missed it completely... Although this book is very funny, he totally missed the points to share with his fellow man....the point is the desire he makes her feel.. Desire he has for her and she has for him. THAT is what women want more than anything guys. To feel desired. Laters-

Stupid!!. What is the sense of downloading the sample when the description says more??? This totally looks like a guy or gal who is trying to rip off dumb men.

Hilarious. First of all I only downloaded and read the free portion of 50 shades and thank god I didn't pay for that drivel. My girlfriend agreed to allow me to read this instead cause she almost puked when reading the free excerpt. This one had me laughing all the way through. Thumbs up!

No tips - just dull humor. I wanted to get some tips on how to please my woman with this "Dom" crap since I have no idea what I'm doing. This guy promises pointers in this book, but he's actually just mocking the original (which I don't blame him for). If you're looking for some quick - but fairly mediocre - humor, read this. If you want easy-to-follow tips on how to be "dominant" look somewhere else! Overall, not worth my $2.99. Apparently, I've got to save up for a MacBook, Blackberry, and Audi to buy my girlfriend.

Not enough detail on the Sex Scenes. I appreciate that the author agonized reading the entire book. But the only information I got from this book was the sarcastic narration of the plot. A few Cheesey quotes were thrown in of the main female character's inner dialog. Yada yada yada, blah blah blah, was all I got out of this narrative "book". A 13 year old boy could have told me that! It has 107 "pages". Very short and Not worth the money I paid. I wanted, and didn't get, ANY of the Juicy Parts of the book that would interest me!

Funny as hell. As a young married female who was enthralled with the 50 Shades fantasy, I am actually appreciative for this guide. Tom pulled me back down to Earth, laughing all the way. Great book, thanks!

Fair. The description caught my attention, i like it overall just think it could be more detailed so we can pretend we read the actual book.

Waste of $. That was a complete waste of 2.99

Great results. My wife is a huge fan of the books. This is a great read but gets short in the ending chapters. My wife said that when the 1st book got good. So as a result of the small quirks that put this stupid story together. I applaud.

oMG!!!. I could NOT! put theese books down. Very good wish there were more.

Laughing. I laughed the whole time and my inner goddess was laughing too!

Man version of 50 Shades of Grey. He summed it up pretty good. I was curious as to why my wife was glued to that book, now I still don't know. I can't rate this book a perfect 10 cause it is too boring. But I don't blame the Arthur. I doubt there is anyway possible to make it interesting. But it is important for every man to read, if they have crazy wife's who read boring, lame porn books. Very helpful book.

Laughed my butt off. There has to be more to the book than this. Right? Doesn't there? Either way, funny as hell!

Don't waste your $2.99!. Or your time either.

Quite a funny book. This book is not just for men. Women will enjoy reading it too, and I enjoyed the Fifty shades of grey books. Lots of laughs to be had here. Wish there was a review of the other 2 books as well.

Fabulous Entree. The description of the above book is fabulous. From a guy who actually read the Fifty Shades of Grey (don't ask me why), the above tells guys the essential, but the book is perfect if your home has been infected.

A Guys Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey. Hahahaha I've rarely laughed so hard reading a book. Well done. Trust me, women will love this book too. It should be called "A Woman's Secret Guide to What Men Think of When They Read Fifty Shades of Grey"

Stupid. The book first of all is only a few pages... Sample gets you wanting more but than you get it and its only a few more pages! Plus it's just a guy talking crap bout what he don't know... Figures, waste of my money!

Missing the point........ With all due respect, we know the writing is poor (this is not Jane Austen) and the repetition drives us crazy too, but you are missing the point. Sadly you are not alone. THAT is the real reason we are gobbling these books up. The intensity with which she (Ana) affects Christian is what women are looking for, not a car, not a contract. His intensity and need (not needy) for her. So while impressed that men are trying to understand, please read it again. I know, I don't think I could take anymore of the repetition either. Maybe we could highlight the "good" parts (the sex) for you; and take notes on the intensity and, yea, maybe some of the techniques. (all of them!)

A guy's secret guide to 50 shades of grey. It was funny...I was a little disappointed that he didn't mention the smirking...no one says anything in this book, they all just smirk. I appreciated the fact that someone was tortured by the awful repetitive writing. Unfortunately for me, I suffered through all three.

Hilarious. This book was really funny!

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A guys secret guide to 50 shades of grey. I know! It clearly said not for girls..but for me, that's going to make me read it! Very funny, made me cry laughing.. please read the other books and put your spin on them ;D

Love it.. Held my attention for 15 minutes - that's all it took to read. Need to persuade my wife to read the real thing now.

A guy's secret guide to fifty shades of grey. Thank you or the insight, i have not read the book yet, I am waiting for my sister in law to finish the book so I can borrow it... Kathy, yes a female lol x

Funny. I'm a women and couldnt help but read it!!!! iv never read the 50 shades of grey as It doesn't interest me unless it's got humour in it.all the fuss over the actual 50 shades of grey glad I read this book it's great !!! 👍

Starts off well but the plot kills it. The introduction is hilarious, sharp and witty, which is why I bought it. Unfortunately it quickly gets bogged down in the plot and becomes more a précis than a commentary but there are some gems in there so if your significant other is reading this series I would recommend it so that A you have some idea what she's reading and B after reading this you won't waste several hours on the actual book!

Funny!!. I was suffering from an extreme hang over yesterday and decided I needed something funny to read when I came across this book,, it worked a treat!! I was laughing my head off,, and I have read the 50 shades trilogy so for me it was even funnier!!! I just wished it was a longer book,,, I'd finished it in no time!!!

Save money on the real book guys!. Hilarious - and such a time saver, frankly. Now I thankfully am spared the main book.

Funny!. Okay so I was looking on the book shop on my iphone to come across this book. Now in my line of work I sell these books and for f**k sake I'm getting sick of people going on about them. So I like that there is a book about this book for men. Made me chuckle and didn't take long to read. Worth the 5 stars.

Funny as. Ok I amit Iam a woman and got this to see what it said I giggled all way threw it.

Brilliantl. Love this,, it took about 15mins to read and explained a lot,, with incredibly whitty humour !!!!

Men's secret guide to 50 shades of grey. Wow I as a woman refused to read the actual novel (one of a lot lol) . This guide covers every aspect of the plot and makes me realise that first or is as badly written as I imagined, as boring as I imagined and over rated - well done the lads :)

Just a satirical look. No particular groundbreaking information to help understand why women are SO into this book, just a satirical look at the repetitive writing style and quips about the wording!

More a column than a "book". Funny yes. Book no. Humerous newspaper article would be a more accurate description. Worth 99p? No, not when you can buy a daily newspaper for £1 with far more content (including,some days at least, the humour). Fails on many counts, including repetition.

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So funny!! :). I love Fifty Shades, read all three books loads of times. But this book was a total crack-up. Hilarious!! Loved it

Where's my refund ???. What a stupid way to review a book!! It's widely known what this book is about yet the author of this one just writes it off completely!!

A guys guide to fifty shades of great. Hysterical ....... Could not help laughing throughout this 1 hour read . I have recommended it to all my guy friends.

WOFTAM. Do not buy this book , it is a farce. I gave up after three chapters, give me back that time please !

secret guide. I made the mistake of reading fifty shades of grey. I loved this book I laughed from start to finish well done!!!!

A guys secret guide to fifty shades of grey. Downloaded the sample to check it out. The download had a list of chapters but no pages apart from the intro which is shown above. Waste of my time. Will not purchase something I cannot preview.

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Don’t waste your money (zero stars??). I’m not sure if it’s all men, but this author seems to think that since one girl likes it that way, we all do. It’s. Not. True. Do not buy this, or take any tips from this. This book assumes that all women like their bottom lip bitten? Ummmm....no. Guys- don’t embarrass yourselves by applying any tips from this book.

Funny. Worth the $2.99. Gives you lots of humorous insight into the phenom we call Fifty Shades of Grey...

Unoriginal. This has some funny points. But for anyone who has read the book, this is boring. He's not telling us anything we don't already know. If you haven't read the book, this isn't going to help you understand their appeal and it certainly doesn't give any good advice.

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The A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey book written by Tom Paolangeli was published on 03 May 2012, Thursday in the Humor category. A total of 310 readers of the book gave the book 3.5 points out of 5.

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