An Affair to DismemberElise Sax

An Affair to Dismember

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An Affair to Dismember by Elise Sax Book Summary

"Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie."—Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember

"Elise Sax will win your heart."—New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis

My name's Gladie Burger, and my Grandma Zelda says that I have "The Gift." That means that I'm going to be a great matchmaker, and it probably means that I can know things that can't be known.

Just like my grandma.

She knows who should be matched with who, and she also knows what the weather's going to be weeks in advance. Some people call that a Third Eye. Some people call it psychic. Some people call it weird.

I'm betting Grandma is wrong. The only "gift" I've had in my life is not being able to hold down a job. I might have a commitment problem.

But I'm helping her out in the matchmaking business, anyway. So far, I haven't made a match, and now after our neighbor across the street fell, hit his head, and died, I can't stop thinking that maybe his death was no accident.

Maybe it was murder.

I may have commitment issues, but I seem totally committed to finding out if he was murdered and who murdered him.

The annoying Chief of Police—who unfortunately turns my insides into molten estrogen jelly—thinks I should be committed for sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong.

Luckily, another neighbor is just as hot as the Chief, and he's more than happy to support my sleuthing. Ditto my best friends Bridget and Lucy.

It's a toss-up if I'll solve this mystery, get killed in the process, get arrested, or find true love.

An Affair to Dismember is the first book in the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It is a humorous and romantic small-town mystery. Matchmaker Mysteries…Sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.

An Affair to Dismember (Elise Sax) Book Reviews

An affair to dismemberLaughed out loud . Clever different fun and it does remind me of my favorite series Stephanie plum by evanovich.Score: 5/5

An Affair to DisrememberThis book has it all: suspense, romance, and comedy. I haven't laughed that hard for a long time and couldn't put it down because I had to see how it ended!.Score: 5/5

An Affair to DismemberEnding could have been better.Score: 3/5

An Affair to DismemberI enjoyed this book. It was fun following the clues to find out who the murderer was..Score: 4/5

LOVE!Affair to Dismember is cleverly written and totally entertaining. I've found my new favorite series! Tons of laugh out loud moments with a ton of memorable characters. You'll fall in love with Gladie, Grandma Zelda, Spencer, and the rest of the population of Cannes! If you like Stephanie Plum, you'll love Gladie!.Score: 5/5

Cute and funnySuch a perfect light read for a beach vacation.Score: 5/5

Fun ReadLoved it! Couldn’t put it down. Highly recommended!.Score: 5/5

An Affair to DismemberI really, really liked this book. Lots of cliff hangers at the end of the chapters!.Score: 5/5

An Affair to DisemberGreat reading. I just didn’t want to put it down..Score: 5/5

An Affair to Dismember!Read it, you will enjoy it! Very catchy story and characters!.Score: 5/5

Eh. Ok ReadingSilly dialogues slow the plot. And didn’t like Letters from Grandma..Score: 3/5

An Affair to dismemberI’m not sure what the title has to do with the book but I enjoyed it. The characters were unique and goofy. It was very entertaining..Score: 5/5

Neurotically funnyThe lead character is hysterical once you understand her ramblings! Almost clean book with very interesting characters. There is everything from being rescued by firemen to multiple murders and all within a few hours read!.Score: 5/5

4 starsFun, fun, fun! Made me laugh out loud..Score: 4/5

So much fun! LolLoved this series! Simple, easy and fun read! Loved the characters. Laughed at the antics and grandmas letters..Score: 5/5

HmmInteresting choice of plot, shouldnt have killed off the granny. I really wanted her to end up with the hot policeman, not the murderer. Needs more sex.Score: 2/5

So interesting !I started reading this book about maybe, a week ago, and i’ve finished and enjoyed every single moment of it! i literally can’t stop thinking about the events in the book, so many dramatic cliffhangers and so many plot twists! defiantly a new favorite of mine.😍💯.Score: 5/5

An Affair to DismemberThis is probably a great book for a young teen. It’s just not for me though..Score: 2/5

Great story I was surprise I was half way through when I saw how many pages i readVery Good writing. I enjoyed this book. It makes me want to go to this city and become Gladys’ friend. She is funny in her own way and it would be great fun to have coffee with. Thanks for writing a fun book.Score: 5/5

An affair to dismemberIt kept me interested to the end. Loved it!.Score: 5/5

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An Affair To DismemberDelightful first story of this series. I’ve been hooked on this author’s books since first reading the Goodnight series. Romance, mystery and laughter are the win win combination for readers of these well written stories..Score: 5/5

An Affair to dismemberLoved your book, ES. Love Gladie. Two thumbs up. So funny. Catherine M..Score: 5/5

An affair to dismemberSo funny. Loved it.Score: 5/5

Surprisingly funny !At first when I started the book I was a bit skeptical, but it turned out to be really enjoyable. It was lively and funny and I would 10/10 recommend it..Score: 5/5

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Great readingI really enjoyed the character of Gladie Burger. She was witty, sassy, fun & self-deprecating in a good way. I look forward to reading more of her adventures. There were some editing issues but overall an enjoyable, fun and good-natured read..Score: 4/5

Tear jerker!I have never laughed so much reading a book before! I needed tissues to wipe my eyes so I could keep reading. On to the next book post haste..Score: 5/5

Keep goingWhen I first started the book it was a little bit slow and I was having trouble getting into it. I figured I would keep reading to see if it got better and I'm glad I did. This series so far has been engaging and witty and I have had a good giggle throughout the books. Up to the 3rd book now and enjoying every page of it..Score: 5/5

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Lovely relaxing read.I really enjoyed this story. Nice easy reading with uncomplicated characters. Look forward to reading more in the series..Score: 3/5

An affair to dismemberA brilliant tale, it’s rare I make it to the end of a novel, and I managed to finish this within 24 hours of starting it. Hooked from the minute I began and still so many questions.... A brilliant read.Score: 5/5

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