Crazy Sh*t Old People Say Book Reviews
Crazy Sh*t Old People Say by Geoff Tibballs Book Summary
With old age comes grey hair, dodgy knees, a sudden passion for re-runs of Murder, She Wrote, and an apparent God-given licence to speak one's mind and be generally offensive without fear of retribution. Under the guise of passing on the benefits of their experience to family members or just casual acquaintances, old people exercise their right to swear, cuss and insult as they please. These feisty philosophers take no prisoners as they use their scalpel-like tongues to dissect modern life and the younger generations. If challenged over their outrageous comments, they'll play the age card: you know the sort of thing - 'I'm eighty-six, I've fought for my country, and if I want to call you a no-good, lowdown, useless f*****t, then I'll call you a no-good, lowdown, useless f*****t, Vicar.' Other gems include: It bugs me when people say, 'Life is short.' What the hell does it mean? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! Are they going to do something that's longer? Son, if it's got t**s or tyres, you're gonna have trouble with it. We all have our disappointments in life, son, and I'm talking to mine right now. The only way in which life resembles a bed of roses is that you encounter a lot of pricks along the way. Sure I'm surprised you can't get a job, son. I heard the world was crying out for someone who is lazy, has no qualifications but can spit gum into a waste paper basket from ten feet. Don't you think you might stand a better chance of becoming a captain of industry if you got rid of some of that metal shit on your body - like the nose stud and the eyebrow rings? Donald Trump may have a crap haircut but I bet he doesn't have pierced f*****g nipples. Son, if life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. The secret of a happy life is to run out of cash and air at exactly the same time.
Book Name | Crazy Sh*t Old People Say |
Genre | Fiction & Literature |
Author | Geoff Tibballs |
Published | 26 May 2011, Thursday |
Language | English |
E-Book Size | 369.33 KB |
Crazy Sh*t Old People Say (Geoff Tibballs) Book Reviews 2024
We transfer money over €4 billion every month. We enable individual and business accounts to save 4 million Euros on bank transfer fees. Want to send free money abroad or transfer money abroad for free? Free international money transfer!
Did you know that you can earn 25 USD from our site just by registering? Get $25 for free by joining Payoneer!
Download Link | Book Format |
crazy-sh-t-old-people-say-ebook.pdf | |
crazy-sh-t-old-people-say-ebook.epub | EPUB |
crazy-sh-t-old-people-say-ebook.kindle | KINDLE |
Crazy Sh*t Old People Say E-book (PDF, PUB, KINDLE) Download
Crazy Sh*t Old People Say ebook crazy-sh-t-old-people-say (369.33 KB) download new links will be update!
Crazy Sh*t Old People Say Similar Books
Book Name | Score | Reviews | Price |
Dirty Little Secrets | 4.5/5 | 5,563 | Free |
Myths and Legends of Ancient Greece and Rome | 4/5 | 884 | Free |
Dracula | 4.5/5 | 8,052 | Free |
The New Girl | 4.5/5 | 19,974 | Free |
A Job From Hell | 4/5 | 3,997 | Free |
Enhance sleep, vision, cognition, flexibility, energy, long-range health and more. Performance Lab CORE Formulas support all aspects of human performance, across all walks of life. Boosts work performance and productivity with nootropics for focus, multitasking under stress, creative problem-solving and more.
Book Name | Score | Reviews | Price |
Voices from the Titanic | 0/5 | 0 | $2.99 |
The Good, the Bad and the Wurst | 0/5 | 0 | $3.99 |
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes | 0/5 | 0 | $2.99 |
The Ultimate Book of Insults | 0/5 | 0 | $1.99 |
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners | 0/5 | 0 | $2.99 |
Summary of Crazy Sh*t Old People Say by Geoff Tibballs
The Crazy Sh*t Old People Say book written by Geoff Tibballs was published on 26 May 2011, Thursday in the Fiction & Literature category. A total of 32 readers of the book gave the book 0 points out of 5.
Book Name | Author | Price |
Arson | Tori Ross | Free |
The Glass Palace | Kathryn Trattner | Free |
Yes, I Love You - PassionUp Love Poems | Bobette Bryan & PassionUp.com | Free |
Small Town Beginnings | Alexa Rivers | Free |
The Getting of Wisdom | Henry Handel Richardson | Free |
Coinbase is the world's most trusted place to buy and sell cryptocurrency. Open an account today, and if you buy or sell $100 or more of crypto, you'll receive $10 worth of free Bitcoin!
Book Name | Author | Price |
Tom Lake | Ann Patchett | $15.99 |
Pineapple Street | Jenny Jackson | $14.99 |
Shelby Van Peltt | Remarkably Bright Creatures | $12.99 |
The Mitford Affair | Marie Benedict | $14.99 |
The Women | Kristin Hannah | $14.99 |
Jasper is the generative AI platform for business that helps your team create content tailored for your brand 10X faster, wherever you work online.
Please wait! Crazy Sh*t Old People Say book comments loading...
Geoff Tibballs - Crazy Sh*t Old People Say Discussions & Comments
Have you read this book yet? What do you think about Crazy Sh*t Old People Say by Geoff Tibballs book? Ask the bookpedia.co community a question about Crazy Sh*t Old People Say!