Assholes Finish First Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Tucker Max
SCORE
4.5
TOTAL RATINGS
1,882

Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max Book Summary

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an a*****e.

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Book Name Assholes Finish First
Genre Humor
Published
Language English
E-Book Size 6.99 MB

Assholes Finish First (Tucker Max) Book Reviews 2024

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Most hilarious book I've ever read!. Love this book! Highly recommended if you love laughing your butt off!

Being generous. I feel that I am being generous by giving it 4 stars! It is a good book, but by no means does it compare to 'I hope they serve beer in hell.' the first half of the book is absolutely hilarious! The clown crawl, duke campout, tuckerfest stories are all great. The second half of the book was boring in my opinion but that could be because I tucker's first book set high bar! Worth buying but don't expect it to be anything special.

2nd book falls flat. IHTSBIH was definitely a great book as it was the first feature book around and kicked of the genre. Now with AFF, Max is just rehashing the same stuff - over and over. Of course this is what is is supposed to be, however I got really bored with the same stuff, different page.

Karma. I am writing this review just finishing AFF. I was good, not as hilariously entertaining s IHTSBIH, but still laugh out loud funny. I liked seeing the "other" side of Tucker Max. The bitter, shameful, karma Tucker Max that was somewhat prevalent. The first book inspired me, opened me up to my own individuality and sexuality. Gave me freedom. This one showed that some freedoms come with consciences. I am still inspired, and will one day finish my book, but until then I will continue to read Tucker Max books.

Must Read. Greatest book ever!! Non stop laughter from cover to cover.

Not as good as the first.. I really found it funny but not as entertaining and hilarious as the first.

Good book. This book was very funny and a great read. I am looking forward to Tucker Max's next book.

A good follow up. It would be difficult to follow up IHTSBIH. But with that said it is an entertaing read

College Version of Penthouse Forum. If there are guilty pleasures for book reading,this is one. It's hard to believe that this guy is considered an author. But then again, most Housewives of whatever city have "written" books too.

Hilarious, just like his first book. Tucker Max may be arrogant and crass but there is no denying that he has a gift for funny storyingtelling.

The other side of Max. Most of you getting ready to read this probably already read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (IHTSBIH), if not I suggest reading it before you jump into this one. I have never in my life finished a book on my own, until IHTSBIH and now AFF. Tucker Max is not only a great writer but is open and honest about his life. I thought I had a good idea of he personality until I was corrected by the less exciting yet still enticing second half of AFF. I definitely recommend this and any other Tucker Max book. I do suggest it to a mature audience though. Enjoy!

Hilarious. Not only was this book hilarious but it also helped me realize why people do things they do, it also reassured me that I am a good person.

Very good book. As someone who is extremely picky with books, this is one I stay up to read. It's absolutely hilarious. And that's a good book if it can pull me in like this one has. I wanted to buy the actual book at the local bookstore, but I couldn't wait after reading the preview. It's a very good mixture of humor, honesty, grittiness, and fun. It's overall a great book. I'm surprised someone who's done all this crap you will read about, and legibly go back and write about it in a proper manner while retaining the story. Worth the money.

😭😭😭. This was the book I read from Tucker Max. I was ridiculously entertained.

A true yardstick by which to measure society.. Five star Frat Fiction. Amazing the world we live in.

Worth every penny.. Only books from Tucker max guarantee you will laugh.

Excellent. Fantastic piece of literature, an absolute joy from cover to cover. Well done again Tucker

Worth the $$$ and THEN SOME!. Your don't have to read "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" to really enjoy this book. It's a great read and you won't want to put it down. I read it at work and it ended up being passed among my coworkers once I was done bc everyone was curious to know why I was stifling giggles so much!! My dad read it and cracked up!! It's basically a-hole Fratboy meets world....in a very socially awkward and careless fashion!!

Boring. The book is written in an easy language and fun content. However the problem is that it is only for people bored of their own life and want to live it through somebody else, as it is basically just his life stories of parties he attended and girls he brought home.

Awesome. The modern day man bible. Possibly the greatest book ever written other than IHTSBIH.

So pathetic. This is today's literature. And they want to pull more money from public schools.

Wow.. It's all a book of lies. It's all fiction...

Great book. I couldn't put it down once I started reading! As good if not better than IHTSBIH

Cocaine for the soul. I have to say I never thought I would ever enjoy reading about any of it, but I couldn't pry myself away. It is a must read.

Amazing follow up!!. The difference, for me, from IHTSBIH and this book is hat you can actually see a level of humanity and personal growth in the author. Sure, the book still has all of the sex and crazy shenanigans that his first book had but I feel like you see a little more into the soul of the author. Can't wait to see what happens next!!!

Great. Incredibly funny loved every word of it

That's what's up. Good book. Easy reading. Hilarious. I'm in the Army so funny stories like Tucker's are a dime a dozen, but the detail he has in his are epic. I like books that are hard to put down and this one was definitely the case. Have a good time reading it; well worth the price.

It's OK, entertaining. I think some of the stories are entertaining but clearly there are more than a few that are completely made up or substantially embellished. Still the book works for me because TM tells the kind of stories me and my friends tell when we get together. This book was a bit long and as a law school grad, I expected TM's writing to be a bit better, but overall I liked the book and will read Hilarity Ensues.

Funny. Too funny. This guy's stories have kept me and my battle's laughin for hours. Thanks for the morale boost.

Tucker did it again!. Once again, Tucker Max had me laughing out loud while reading his book! Can't wait to see how HotNurse and Alexa end in the next book! Bravo Tucker, bravo!

Brilliant. Tucker Max has done it again! He is absolutely brilliant. Very few books can make me say I've peed myself reading them..this is one of them!

Great! Wonderful sequel!. In this book, you see the same old Tucker Max, but it seems apparent to me that Tucker also attempts to humanize himself after the hero-like status he gained from his site and IHTSBIH while still remaining uproariously hilarious. Bravo, sir.

Amazing!. Not as good as the first, but it is still absolutely hilarious.

AWESOME!!!!!. I loved it. I have been a fan for a long time and can't stop re-reading his books. It was great but unfortunately it wasn't as funny as the last one. I think I am a little more mature now and that's why it wasn't so funny but it still had some pretty hilarious parts. Tucker Max is one of my idols and I will probably name my first born son after him. Thank you for the experience of writing this and I can't wait for the next one to come out tomorrow.

Hilarious. It was an awesome book

It was alright. Wasn't as good as the first one. Still had some great stories but I was expecting this book to be as epic as the first one.

Not on par. If you like Sedaris, or the newer book 'sh@t my dad says' DO NOT buy this book. It is not on par. Not even good. The only good thing I can say is that it is aptly titled. This guy is definitely an A**hole.

My HERO!!!!. He got my unit through a rough tour in Iraq doing Detainee Operations in Camp Bucca, and Kuwait doing flight ops on Ali Al Salem Air Base (23 miles from Iraqi boarder)!!! Wonderful writer who portrays things in a way that are relatable and just plain hilarious!!!! My husband and I sit around reading his books on our down time and try not to die laughing!!! Though where are 'Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories' and 'The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines'?

Amazing. Absolutely more entertaining than his first book! I can't wait for the third!!

Aff. Tucker doesn't disappoint again, great book, great laughs, keep it up player!

It's. a great book, Tucker, again has a bunch of good stories to entertain. I enjoyed IHTSBIH better, but I'd recommend AFF to anyone looking for a good read and a good laugh.

Very Entertaining. Tucker Max is truly a modern-day Hunter S. Thompson. In a time when male chauvinism has basically disappeared from popular culture and has been literally taken over by feminism, Max goes all out in portraying himself as the epitome of what popular twentieth century male authors were. Certainly a breath of fresh air, I really enjoyed reading this! I would definitely recommend it!!

Really funny!. Hilarious!!! Couldn't put it down. Hope there are many more to come.

Lp. I want to do a midget so bad!

Amazing. If you want a great book with short stories in it this is it. VERY FUNNY!

Unbelievably awesome. This book made me laugh so hard. The reference sections to see more about what he wrote about was great. I highly recommend googling the tucker max sex-ray video.

lol. this book is to funny and i hate reading andevrything thats has to do with books but i love this one almost made me start laughing in the middle of the class

Fs. W

Truly Amazing!!!. Another great book by Tucker Max. Can't wait for the third one.

Amazing. It's freaking hilarious. Buy it and it'll be the funniest 10 bucks you ever spent.

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EPIC. This book is beyond any conventional review. It is simply and utterly epic. I wasn't totally convinced at the beginning, (having read IHTSBIH) until I got to the 'Tuckerfest' story and laughed like an idiot so hard on a packed subway I had to put the book down. Read it. Love it. That is all.

Amazing!. Such a hilarious book! I laughed even harder than I did for IHTSBIH, and the fact that I can carry the boot around on my iPhone makes it that much sweeter. If you liked his first book you need to get this. Even if you haven't read the first one, if you have the slightest sense of humor, you'll enjoy it.

Funny. Cant put this book down, can't wait for the next book. Super funny, laughed all the way through!

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Summary of Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max

The Assholes Finish First book written by Tucker Max was published on 28 September 2010, Tuesday in the Humor category. A total of 1,882 readers of the book gave the book 4.5 points out of 5.

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