Nightlight Book Reviews

AUTHOR
The Harvard Lampoon
SCORE
4
TOTAL RATINGS
78

Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon Book Summary

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Book Name Nightlight
Genre Humor
Published
Language English
E-Book Size 6.09 MB

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Awesome😊😊. It's a funny book and even though I'm a Twilight hater, I love this book!!!!😄😄😄😄I'd recommend it to anyone

Hilarious. Omg it's soooooo funny I hate twilight it's perfect even people in love with twilight will still laugh

Not a big fan. I recently read the hunger pains and so when i bought this i expected it to be better 📖

HILARIOUS. Seriously, any person, whether they are a fan of Twilight or not will enjoy this book! I basically laugh on every page, honestly amazing!

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Summary of Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon

The Nightlight book written by The Harvard Lampoon was published on 03 November 2009, Tuesday in the Humor category. A total of 78 readers of the book gave the book 4 points out of 5.

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