Jokes for All Occasions Book Reviews
Jokes for All Occasions by Anonymous Book Summary
JOKES
FOR ALL OCCASIONS
ABSENTMINDEDNESS
The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer's. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman cried "Stop thief!" rescued her umbrella and covered the man with shame and confusion.
That same day, he stopped at the repairer's, and received all eight of his umbrellas duly restored. As he entered a street car, with the unwrapped umbrellas tucked under his arm, he was horrified to behold glaring at him the lady of his morning adventure. Her voice came to him charged with a withering scorn:
"Huh! Had a good day, didn't you!"
* * *
The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to make a test of the apparatus. Arrived at a height of a thousand feet, he climbed over the edge of the basket, and dropped out. He had fallen two hundred yards when he remarked to himself, in a tone of deep regret:
"Dear me! I've gone and forgotten my umbrella."
* * *
The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ring at the door answered by a new maid. The girl looked at him inquiringly:
"Umโahโis Professor Johnson at home?" he asked, naming himself.
"No, sir," the maid replied, "but he is expected any moment now."
The professor turned away, the girl closed the door. Then the poor man sat down on the steps to wait for himself.
* * *
The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped into a cow. He swept off his hat with a flourish, exclaiming:
"I beg your pardon, madam."
Then he observed his error, and was greatly chagrined. Soon, however, again engaged with thoughts of the sermon, he collided with a lady at another bend of the path.
"Get out of the way, you brute!" he said.
Book Name | Jokes for All Occasions |
Genre | Humor |
Author | Anonymous |
Published | 15 October 2012, Monday |
Language | English |
E-Book Size | 16.27 MB |
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Fine. It's fine cool good and I like it.
Awesome. Book is the best
Misleading. Book has no jokes in it. I couldn't understand the lay out. It refers you to other places. Save your time and do not download!
Awsome. It's cool
Jokes for All Occasions. This is a very well written book. My kids love it. Your their hero!
Jokes for all occasions. I dOnโt like this bOOk it has like nO jOkes in it and I did nOt reAlly get the jOkes thAt it hAd
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I want to say something. Hi I just wanted to say you should make it so you can have a sample / preview
Bad. Bad
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These are like dad jokes. This is just a bit more annoying then funny ๐๐ผ๐๐ป
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Summary of Jokes for All Occasions by Anonymous
The Jokes for All Occasions book written by Anonymous was published on 15 October 2012, Monday in the Humor category. A total of 124 readers of the book gave the book 3 points out of 5.
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