Fat Vampire Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Adam Rex
SCORE
3
TOTAL RATINGS
136

Fat Vampire by Adam Rex Book Summary

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.

Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .

Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

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Book Name Fat Vampire
Genre Humor for Young Adults
Published
Language English
E-Book Size 807.22 KB

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Sparks like flint hitting stone.. Gums itch, pulling lips at a confused wanting...wanting this story to breach it's acne adolescence into something not quite adult but not too far removed from that - revered and holy - a memory of our budding awareness. An awareness of more than awkward longings, of teenaged lustings. The lustings themselves chart the same confused course that are familiar to every one of us. Sharp Teeth tethered to metal braces. Striving for that painful ache of becoming. Wanting only to have everyone know that maybe we are all ok; unabashedly that I (that universal yet solitary I) am ok. Doug is ok; we are fine. Thoroughly enjoyed. Highly recommended.

Really. Great until the end..

Disappointing.... Starts out rocky - steadies out for the most part and is pretty good for most of the book - then the last two chapters will blow your mind; never have you seen a good story turn to utter crap so fast. Worst ending I've read in a long time.

Sample. Read the sample I will buy this when it's released it's a humorous story of a not so likely vampire I'm curious as to where the story will lead... Update I did buy this and for the most part it was pretty good.... Til the end WHY did the author do that to this book?? I demand a rewrite of the end

Ugh... Seriously?!. I received an ARC of this novel a long while ago and I am so sorry that I read it. The cover is where the awesomeness of this book ends. It was downright horrible.

Suspenseful and shocking!. The ending kinda confused me...but it was PHENOMENAL!!!

Did the author run out of time?. The book was very entertaining, right up until the author completely bombed on the ending chapters and somehow managed to leave me wishing I hadn't bothered reading the book at all.

Really??. The book was good up until the end. I was really disappointed.

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Summary of Fat Vampire by Adam Rex

The Fat Vampire book written by Adam Rex was published on 27 July 2010, Tuesday in the Humor for Young Adults category. A total of 136 readers of the book gave the book 3 points out of 5.

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