A Shore Thing Book Reviews

AUTHOR
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
SCORE
3
TOTAL RATINGS
524

A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Book Summary

It’s a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.

So far, Gia’s summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up?

Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading “Beat Up the Beat” dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can’t get her romantic and ripped boss Tony “Trouble” Troublino out of her head. He’s relationship material. Suddenly, Bella’s not sure what she wants.

The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer—and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore?

For everyone who loves MTV’s hit reality show, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

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Book Name A Shore Thing
Genre Fiction & Literature
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Language English
E-Book Size 5.44 MB

A Shore Thing (Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi) Book Reviews 2024

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Wow! That's all!. I mean really!? To see that people actually read this whole book and fed the downward spiral of our existence makes me laugh. Literally I'm laughing as I write this!

I like it but price needs to be lowered. Its actually a really good book. I thought i was going to think it was dumb when i got the sample but its actually really good. I recommend the sample but the price needs to be lowered.

What..?. I think I have to go back to grade school, just to remember how books are really written. The worse book to try out, so I can get back into reading- TERRIBLE mistake! I hope she gets punched in the mouth, again as she did in season 1 of the joke of a show; jersey shore.

Horrible!. I downloaded the sample because I heard such horrible reviews and was curious. Needless to say, the reviews were right. This book is poorly written and extremely immature. The main characters, Bella and Gia, are vain and slutty. For me to hate a book just from the sample says a lot. I would never buy this book.

Ugh!. Only downloaded a sample because people said it was so awful, had to see for myself. Completely pointless and shallow.

Guilty. My friends made fun of me for reading this and I was embarrassed to tell anyone. But I couldn't put it down! Took me 2 days to finish. Just reading on work breaks

Wow.. Um smart one under me vvvvvv Even on the sample page 5 in the book isnt even the story. And if you don't like jersey shore then don't read this book smart ones Kaee ? Byee.

Yeaa =/. Tried to like it to give her the benefit of the doubt but naaah it's no good.

Totally cute!!. This book was exciting! It made me read it every night! I couldn't wait for the next time I could crack it open! It was a little bit aspiring at times! Can't wait for the next book!

Snooki. I loved it!! Love you snooks

Don't hate. If u say you read the bad reviews and then read it.... Tht makes you stupid so dnt trash on snooks

Question?. Can I sell it back?

merpin book!. i chuckled a few times, the writing really portrayed Snooki's personality and sense of humor. very pg13, lots of twists and side stories all relating to each other in the end. enjoyable read - wasn't what i expected from her. on to confessions of a guidette 😘

Hahahahaha. I just downloaded the sample anD this is def not worth the money. I give her props for trying. But just stop. Your only digging yourself a hole.

Ehh... :/. Read the sample.. I didn't expect this to be much so there was no disappointment. The book doesn't seem to be horrible but it's not something I would pay for.

Y would u hate on snok's. How could u hate on snooki everything she does is good :)

Oh, my.... Who does "snooks" think she is fooling??? This is not a novel...this is her auto-biography. I am not proud nor pleased to disclose that I am a closet-watcher of jersey shore. "Closet" in the sense that the only reason I'm telling you this is because I'm hiding behind a computer screen. Be that as it may- I have watched enough of the show to know that just after reading her synopsis the book is completely about her. Narcissism at it's finest. I give it 2 stars to applaud her efforts in trying something "academic"....though she still is writing about drinking, fist pumping, and bronzer. Lovely.

KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOUR SELF. Snooki is an amazing writer and if she wasn't good she wouldn't have her own book. She wrote the novel that way. If you don't like the girl then why on earth would you read it like seriously common sense. Good book Nicole write another :)

Laughable, man.. If I watch those "guidos", I get embarrassed fir being an Italian. Forget about 'em.

Shore Thing. This book is amazing! Can't stop reading this book.

Oh. God. Please. No.. If this is the literary standard these days, it's little wonder so few people read. Watch the SouthPark episode about Jersey Shore. It will tell you everything you need to know about Snooky and save you from this terrible garbage.

U will love it. If you like watching Jersey Shore you will love this book. It's entertaining and didnt have any boring parts. I loved the story line and would defiantly read a sequel. More complex than I thought it would be and much better than my expectations..

Amazing book with personality. I absolutely loved the book! It had the fiction that everyone craves & the personality of Snooki. Great read..

Awful. While I watch Jersey Shore, this book is absolutely AWFUL. It's like a third grader wrote it... Except for the sex and drinking references. I read the sample and didn't get past page 5. Save yourself the money and read the sample before.

Zero stars. It is so profoundly infuriating that there are amazing writers working their whole lives to get a chance to show their talent without it coming to fruition. Yet this bottomless pit of excuses for a human being can sell what she calls a novel. there is but one use for this trash paper collected together and that is kindling for a small fire that no one stands around for warmth. Simply a fire that is burnt in the backyard to get rid of expendables. I would rather paint raccoon feces onto pieces of paper and look at it for hours, rather then have to even see the cover of this book from a distance ever again. Ever. Again.

Amazing trashy teen novel!. Why is everyone hating on snooki? Maybe those people should actually read it before judging. I usually hate trashy teen books but I love this one. I would def recommend it!

Crap. I don't even have to read this to know that it will be the biggest waste of time. If this is what makes society what it is now we are all headed straight for hell.

Terrible. If you're going to waste you're time with this book, get the physical copy. It's great for burning in the fireplace when it's really cold out, it'll keep you warm.

Better than I expected.... ...I can't give my full review on the book til I buy it.I only read the sample.But coming from a "guidette" that thought pickles were junkfood?Then yeah,I'd say it's pretty good.

How did she get a book????. I dislike Jersey Shore they should keep it on television and out of the reading world.

For real???. Poor Snooks... Someone actually encouraged her todo this??? Stick to boozing and chasing gorilla juice-heads!

JUST STOP IT!!!!!!!. If you people don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!!!! I'm only 13, and even I know that! Grow up people! If you like saying what your saying your just as immature as the jersey shore cast!!!! I love jersey shore! They can be immature sometimes but that's what being young is suppose to resemble! So shut your trap and tend to your own knitting. Or whatever you old people do!!!!!!

????. "A kid in a pickle store" Really?? This was the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life

Loved it!!. Really good.

This s#$t stank. Do not buy this garbage

Snoooookiiii. It's just like watching jersey shore I read it in 3 days

Please stop the pain.............. I could barely get through the description before i wanted reach for the closest sharp object and poke my eyes out, because if im going to be in that much pain im going to cause it myself.

Great read!. Those talking bad about the book never read it and are judging her for the character she portrays on Jersey Shore. You can't compare this book to a classic written book! This is just something funny and real and actually fun to read! Why would you read this thinking it's going to have a life changing message! That just makes you ignorant! It's a silly book for young adults! Read it that way, and you will actually enjoy it!

Better than i expected. I knew it would be good but didnt think it would be great! It grabbed my attention and ran with it my imagination florished with every chapter i even ate a few pickles just to feel part of the besties and a few shots wouldn't have hurt it sure was a party. Thankx Betty in Fresno Cali

Good book!!!. I am not much of a reader but I actually like this book so far I have only read the sample but I think if you like Jersey shore or shows like it. You will like this book. It has the same idea. I will defiantly be buying this book :)

Best thing about this.... are the comments to this drivel. No matter how good or bad, I'm sure she never had anything to do with it except her name and picture. I mean seriously, her and that jCow person with a book at the same time? They aren't fooling anyone here.

It's sort of like a book.... Except it's a disgrace to literature. There's no way she was smart enough to write this, which is sad considering I recall writing better short stories in preschool. Never have I ever thought that I'd be able to hate a book in all if my life. Then again, that was before I read this.

Fist pump, yeah!!!. This was definitely unexpected. I love Jersey Shore, I love Snooki and I loved this book! Definitely written by Snooki and well worth the read... I read it in five days!!! Go guidettes!

Well.... As much as I love Snooki and Jersey Shore, this book just wasn't... good. No offense to Snooki. :c Also, the price needs to be lowered.

It was good!. I actually liked it, it's pretty entertaining :) anyone who says they didn't is just saying that because of what they've seen of her on the show.

Shes gooood... STOP HATING.. Amazing.. snooks is great. People hate, but that's the same reason why she's now rich and famous... No matter how much yall hate, youll still tune into MTV to watch her..... CRITICS!

Not Good. You can probably teach a chimpanzee to write a better story than this, complete waste of time. Didn't finish it and will not finish it.

..... I'm an avid reader and give everything at least one chance. And I've never asked for the time I spent reading something back. But now I am! I read the sample and now all I want is those 20 mins back as well as the IQ points I lost!! For the sake of humanity, don't waste your time or money!

Why?. Snooki, stop trying to make the book happen, it's not going to happen, I got through the first page of the acknowledgments and had to delete it. Snooki, it shocks me that you can actually fill up a book purely on the idea of partying. I'm astonished, but not impressed.

Mad. My book won't download waaaaaa

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Surprisingly Ahmazing!!!!. Who would have thought I'd finish the book in a day! From the moment I downloaded the book I was hooked! Don't eat me B@&$h!!!

Impressed Reader. Really good book! Very easy to read and hard to put down at times. Good work Snooki! Will def read any other books she writes

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Love snooki!. Awesome book!!

worthless. I'll be honest i did not read it. But who would? doube she has the ability to write a book so someone else wrote it for her. and even then. there are are soo many free classics on here.. why pay for this? the only thing it can be used for is burning and since this is digital.. 100% useless

Great book for idiots. If you love jersey shore I'm sure you won't be able to read this anyway.

Loved it. Its a really great book for jersey shore fans :) and if you're not a jshore fan why are you even commenting?? Anyway for everyone who loves snooki as much as I do it's fun to read cause the main character has clearly a lot of snookis traits and her personality I mean it's practically her lol plus I find a lot of humor in it :D

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Pathetic. This whole crew is loathsome. The only upside is that they are (temporarily) making their own money so we don't have to worry bout supporting them using welfare dollars. Ps These are her 'best' years. Can you imagine what she is gonna look like when she is 40?

Horrible. Why do people care?!

Snookie. Hilarious book!

Not bad. Wasn't sure what to expect. Read the sample and was surprised. It was actually entertaining! I won't buy it for 14.99 but maybe once it's cheaper.

Gave it a chance. I decided I would read the sample before trashing the book, as for all I know, Snookie could be well educated and her front on the show could be, well, all for show and $$. Now I know for a fact, she is actually an airhead and this is truly how she thinks on and off air. This book is complete garbage and a waste of time. I think it actually makes you more stupid. Please pick up a book by Emerson, or Whitman, or someone who actually has something to say, and spend your time putting valuable thoughts into your brain rather than spraying as much damaging info on your brain as Snookie sprays hairspray on her pouf. Are there no more good writers out there that publishers must compile and bind this crap and call it a book? Really people, save a tree (for those who buy hardcopies), save your mind, and just ignore this book. Or read the sample to see what the world has come to, idiots trying to sell books to idiots. Where's the zero star option?

Wow just wow. I haven't read the book but I mean seriously guys. Seriously. Snooki and the rest of jersey shore are like the biggest idiots ever. I swear they have an average IQ of like 60. Honestly how good can this book possibly be.

Lol.....snooki and her poofed up. Lol haven't even read the book, just feel like commenting....I don't even watch jersey shore :P my friend does but I don't....dunnno why...lol my brother thinks it's stupid :P book is probally good if the show is according to my bff :P

Insanity. Snookie's hair must be effecting her brain function- how stupid and dirty and self centered do you have to be to write something like that? So glad I downloaded the preview and not the entire story... had I read it all I'd probably be crazy by now.

Ugh.. I completely agree with Nicole *_* in the sense that where have all the good authors gone? "It's a Shore Thing" is garbage. Never liked the show "Jersey Shore" and this book is just as bad and disappointing.

Surprised. I just got the sample to see what it was like, my expectations weren't very high by surprisingly it wasn't all that bad!!!

Amazing. This book rocks I luv snooki she's hot and looks like a fun person to party with I luv jersey shore it rocks this book is so simple to read like I don't read a lot and I thought to my self before I bought it if it has big words I will stop reading it but it didn't so yay lived it go snooki :P

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The A Shore Thing book written by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was published on 04 January 2011, Tuesday in the Fiction & Literature category. A total of 524 readers of the book gave the book 3 points out of 5.

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