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Spanking Shakespeare (2007) is the debut novel by Jake Wizner. It is a young adult novel that tells the story of the unfortunately named Shakespeare Shapiro and his struggles in high school, dating and friendship. Large portions of the novel are presented as Shakespeare’s high school memoir for his English class with the rest of the work being told in a traditional first person narrative. Characters The book has around six central characters, although several others play roles in the novel: Shakespeare Shapiro — a high school boy who sees himself as a victim his entire life starting with his parents’ choice of his unusual name right up to every awkward event in high school. Like his namesake, Shakespeare is a talented, if somewhat profane, writer. He sees himself as ranking very low in the social ladder of high school. Shakespeare appears as a minor character in Wizner's second novel, Castration Celebration. Neil Wasserman — Shakespeare’s best friend who is obsessed with his own bowel movements. He and Katie hook up during the book, much to Shakespeare's annoyance. Katie Marks — Shakespeare’s only other friend, who is verbally abusive to both him and Neil and wears a military coat. She has a drinking problem but cleans up by the novel's conclusion. Gandhi Shapiro — Shakespeare’s younger, handsomer brother who is as successful with girls as Shakespeare is a failure. Is also a sharp businessman and extremely popular. He is revealed partway in the book to have been using marijuana since his freshman year. Celeste Keller — an intelligent classmate who briefly dates Shakespeare because of his witty writing in an attempt to forget about her boyfriend who is away at college. She attempts to remain friends with him, but he generally avoids her after their relationship ends. Charlotte White — a frequently absent classmate who is dealing with a variety of family issues. Shakespeare befriends her and finds himself unexpectedly attracted to her, ultimately asking her to the prom near the end of the book. Critical reaction Kirkus found it funny, but the jokes sometimes slowed down the plot. Publishers Weekly called it "bold and bawdy", "exceptionally funny and smart". Michael Sullivan praised it for "great laughs". It was also reviewed by Booklist. Jake Wizner The author is a middle-school English teacher, his father a law professor and his mother a university dean, both at Yale. He attended Wesleyan University where he was in a class with novelist Daniel Handler. Film adaptation Paramount Pictures has purchased the film rights to the novel. There was a projected release of 2013. As of 2016, there's been no word on the status of the film . John Stalberg, Jr. is attached to direct and rewrite the screenplay adaptation, originally written by Dan Lagana. References and footnotes External links The author’s official website The Director of the film's online reel Jewish magazine Tablet discusses the book with a 12-year-old girl. Discover the Jake Wizner popular books. Find the top 100 most popular Jake Wizner books.

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    Once Upon A One-Night Stand

    Zoey Locke

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    Salvation

    Meghan O'Flynn

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    Caught Up with the Captain

    Kait Nolan

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    Peace on Earth

    Maia Ross

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    Jon Hill

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    The Odyssey

    Homer

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    The Art of War

    Sun Tzu

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    W.J. May

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    Inception of Gold

    Lexy Timms

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    W.J. May

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    Melissa Belle

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    Linda Seed

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    Lila Monroe

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    Awaken Me

    Jenna Jacob

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    Lexy Timms

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    Pretty Little Lies

    Ivy Thorn

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    M.P. Black

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    Teased by Fire

    Molly O'Hare

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    C. S. Lewis

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    Lexy Timms

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    Hard Love

    Peyton Banks

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    The Count of Monte Cristo

    Alexandre Dumas

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    A Green Kind of Witch

    Sierra Cross

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    Holy Bible

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

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    Ines Johnson

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    Emily Brontë

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    Dream Psychology

    Sigmund Freud

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    Ben Leighton

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    How to Choose a Guy in 10 Days

    Lila Monroe

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    My Paper Heart

    Magan Vernon

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    The Great Gatsby

    F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    Just Me

    Lexy Timms

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    The Seduction Series Boxset

    Roxy Sloane

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    Melody Grace

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    A Christmas Carol

    Charles Dickens

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    Law of Attraction

    Jordan Hollis

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    Alpha

    Sybil Bartel

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    Margaret Morrison

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    Silver Santa

    Lacey Silks

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    Death at Hazel House

    Betty Rowlands

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    You Are Kind

    Michael Gordon

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    Think and Grow Rich

    Greg Habstritt & Napoleon Hill

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    Teach Me

    Cassandra Dean

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    Rogue Alpha

    Kimber White

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    Finding Cinderella

    Colleen Hoover

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    The Next Girl

    Carla Kovach

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    Becoming Lady Dalton

    Carrie Lomax

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    Tempting the King

    Jessa York

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    The Cupcake Cottage

    Jean Oram

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    The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

    Arthur Conan Doyle

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